• i don't think we can "there's always another secret" our way out of this one boys

  • i like this post too much to ever unpin it but there actually is always another spoiler tag so. welcome to the blog and block these tags:

    The Lost Metal: #w&w4 #tlm spoilers

    Sanderson Secret Projects: #bssb #sanderson secret projects #ssp spoilers

    additionally #ssp1 with the numbers changed will denote each book

    Stormlight 5: #kowt spoilers #kowt

    Rhythm of War spoilers are now untagged but #row spoilers and #row were used through 2020 and 2021.

  • Final battle in TWoK Kaladin being like fuck you, fuck this, you’re promoted, fuck you (adolins feelings are hurt edition), fuck you (dalinar is receptive to this kind of thing edition) really unlocked something in me like hey do that again

  • sadeas is pathetic in the worst possible way. hes the kind of guy who would send you “kill yourself” on anon because hes too much of a pussy to say it to your face. he literally has like a whole paragraph about how nobody wants to fuck him anymore because hes 50 in his first pov chapter. he cant train troops worth a damn so he uses expendable slave labor in his bridge crews. he fucking hated dalinar for six whole years but didnt kill him for that whole time because he doesnt have any other friends. he spent like 30 years going insane over not having a shardblade but never managed to win one because he sucks so bad at actually battling. presumably. he was like how do i get a ryshadium??? because he is incapable of being sympathized with by even the most war crime hungry horse. he couldnt even assassinate dalinar correctly he just threw him into an unwinnable battle and then fucked off home because for all the shit he gives dalinar for not being able to kill with impunity anymore he cant just kill dalinar directly!!! he died whimpering!!!!!!!!!!! dalinar and ialai were the only people who even remotely felt negative emotions upon learning he was dead and even dalinar got over it really quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is not a poor little meow meow flavor of pathetic but he is truly a sopping wet stray dog with mange