i don't think we can "there's always another secret" our way out of this one boys

i like this post too much to ever unpin it but there actually is always another spoiler tag so. welcome to the blog and block these tags:

The Lost Metal: #w&w4 #tlm spoilers

Sanderson Secret Projects: #bssb #sanderson secret projects #ssp spoilers

additionally #ssp1 with the numbers changed will denote each book

Stormlight 5: #kowt spoilers #kowt

Rhythm of War spoilers are now untagged but #row spoilers and #row were used through 2020 and 2021.

Kaladin is going to learn about milk, drink it, and think he’s being poisoned because he’s probably lactose intolerant.  

RoW chapter 12

Final battle in TWoK Kaladin being like fuck you, fuck this, you’re promoted, fuck you (adolins feelings are hurt edition), fuck you (dalinar is receptive to this kind of thing edition) really unlocked something in me like hey do that again

if dalinar wins the ten day duel and deals with odium or whatever stormlights 6-10 will be about dismantling the caste system and shinovar idk discovering crop rotation

Based on my list, "Why I Think Dalinar Will Lose"

Star Trek Deep Space Nine
6.16 | Change of Heart

pov it’s 2019 you are watching star trek the original series for the first time and netflix just stopped letting you screenshot so you are taking photos with your phone camera like it’s a concert because holy shit is anyone seeing this

still cant believe worf had a cyrano episode

sadeas is pathetic in the worst possible way. hes the kind of guy who would send you “kill yourself” on anon because hes too much of a pussy to say it to your face. he literally has like a whole paragraph about how nobody wants to fuck him anymore because hes 50 in his first pov chapter. he cant train troops worth a damn so he uses expendable slave labor in his bridge crews. he fucking hated dalinar for six whole years but didnt kill him for that whole time because he doesnt have any other friends. he spent like 30 years going insane over not having a shardblade but never managed to win one because he sucks so bad at actually battling. presumably. he was like how do i get a ryshadium??? because he is incapable of being sympathized with by even the most war crime hungry horse. he couldnt even assassinate dalinar correctly he just threw him into an unwinnable battle and then fucked off home because for all the shit he gives dalinar for not being able to kill with impunity anymore he cant just kill dalinar directly!!! he died whimpering!!!!!!!!!!! dalinar and ialai were the only people who even remotely felt negative emotions upon learning he was dead and even dalinar got over it really quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is not a poor little meow meow flavor of pathetic but he is truly a sopping wet stray dog with mange